2/10 Forfærdeligt
Laura
Forretningsrejsende
27. okt. 2025
Synes godt om: Service og personale
Synes ikke om: Rengøring, faciliteter, overnatningsstedets tilstand og faciliteter
If you’ve ever wondered what it feels like to stay on a cheap cruise ship repurposed as a minimum-security prison, this is your chance!
The room was the size of a small cell, with scratchy sheets woven from broken dreams. I would’ve asked for new ones, but I was too busy negotiating with the cockroach who’d clearly been a visitor longer than me.
Accessibility? None. Just endless stairs I had to climb while hauling my heavy bag. The car park looked like a CSI set, and I wasn’t shocked when the police actually showed up, bonus entertainment, I guess?
Noise levels were next level, I could hear every conversation, footstep, and stair creak like the whole building was auditioning for a musical.
And for all this excitement? Not even that “budget.” Honestly, if I wanted this kind of experience, I’d commit a petty crime and ask for jail time instead.
To be fair, the staff were friendly enough, but the place itself looked nothing like the photos. Those strategically staged pictures deserve an Oscar for “Best Fictional Representation of Reality.” And those glowing reviews? Either everyone else stayed in a parallel universe, or they’re bots with very low standards.
Would I stay again? Only if it came with a tetanus shot, roach spray, and noise-cancelling headphones.
⭐ One star — for existing and giving me a story I’ll be telling for many days to come.
Laura
Overnattede 3 nætter i oktober 2025