Alpehytter i Oliva

"I chose the expensive Hotel Olivo from the pictures of peace and a bit of luxury. I couldn’t wait to swim! But the hotel is full of screaming, loud families with hundreds of little children, I tried to swim but there were 104 children in the pool. They also had loud disco- music and water- sports and Pool volleyball so if you didn’t get a diving kid in your head, you were blown out by the noise from micro- ported coaches and horrible music. One coach rolled her eyes at me and threw her arms in the air, practically giving me the finger when I asked where the adults could swim? The couch in my room came apart, the tv didn’t work and when it did, it didn’t have CNN or BBC, then the remote didn’t work, then finally it did- but then I couldn’t turn OFF the tv. Finally, a man came and ripped the tv off the wall! THEN it stopped! The evening restaurant said,” We are sold out- but when I walked by, there were empty tables. The noise and the hundreds of running, shouting, diving, water- bombing, crying kids was the worst. I am exhausted after my vacation and I shall never ever come back!"