Strandhoteller i Marne-la-Vallee

"If we were here in the late 90’s this would’ve been the absolute chiznitz. However. It probably gave such an impression 30 years ago, that they decided not to renew anything since. Everything is just a bit worn, and the ‘spa’ is like a chaotic public pool with awful acoustics. Completely impossible to be there, when more than one child is present. Biggest off, was the necessity to be in a checkin line for 35 mins. It really blast the 90’s vibe in your tired legs. To wind you up, they have the audacity to charge you a ‘city’ tax, even though you’re 80 mins outside Paris .. WiFi if ONLY available in the lobby, and the 5g reception isn’t great as this is on a field in buttf. Nowhere. Service has to be rooted positive. They tried giving us another room to accommodate the WiFi situation, but unfortunately no good. Personale were friendly and willing to help. Anything serviceminded was as expected, and except the checkin procedure. Beds and duvets were lovely, and you had plenty of pillows and towels, really nice. Would I stay here again as a couple without kids? Absolutely not! If I had kids with me?: most definitely would I think about it, "