Guayadeque-kløften – Seaside Hotels i Guayadeque-kløften, De Kanariske Øer

"Værelserne var dejligt store og fint indrettet "

"Lejligheden var meget ren og hyggelig. Alt var i orden, venligt personale. Der var meget roligt. Alt fungerede . "

"Personalet kunne generelt godt bruge mere uddannelse i service og engelsk."

"Nedslidt - værelsets håndtag var faldet af, toilettet var beskidt i krogene. Der var blodstænkt på væggene. Knap så hygiejnisk. De prøver at være så “fancy” at det faktisk bliver ucharmerende- dog var morgenmaden ganske god. 4 stjerner ved jeg simpelthen ikke hvor de har fra - det er "

"Sure — her’s the same review in clear, honest US English, keeping the tone balanced and professional: ⸻ The hotel is marketed as an impressive five-star property, and in several aspects it does live up to high expectations. The facilities are excellent, and the room was stylish, well designed, and very comfortable. It is clear that a lot of thought has gone into the layout and overall appearance. Unfortunately, the overall experience is significantly let down by one crucial factor: the food. The quality was surprisingly poor — far below what one would reasonably expect, even from a two-star hotel. The “all you can eat” concept felt more like a worst-case buffet scenario and was, quite frankly, inedible. The hotel staff, on the other hand, deserve genuine praise. They were consistently professional, attentive, and service-oriented, which helped balance an otherwise uneven experience. Was it worth the price? Honestly, no. That said, it was still an experience. If I were to return for any reason, I would definitely choose to eat — including breakfast — outside the hotel."

"Værste puder i hele verden. Medbring din egen. Belysningen på værelset dårligt. Ellers fint hotel. Pænt og imponerende"

"De er meget hjælpsomme, specielt med et nyt værelse. Da de ting man skriver på jeres app. Ikke kommer ud til hotellet. "

"Everything was fine, good size, super location close to the beach and port. If you want to see the old city it takes about 20 min by bus. The bus stop is just 1 min form the hotel."

"Vi boede udmærket. Fremragende udsigt."