Boutique-hoteller i Le Chinaillon

"There is a sink, but it its leaking There is a faucet, but it drips There is a toilet, but it creaks because it's loose There is a shower, but it's height can't be adjusted There is a bathtub, but it has no shower curtain There is a tv, but it turned on in the middle of the night There is a remote for the TV, but the power button doesn't work There is an aircon, but it turns on and off very noisely There is a carpet, but it's heavily stained There is coffee, but it's instant There are pillows in the bed, but they are very thin There is a bathroom door, but it binds There is a door handle, buts it's loose There is a bed, and it's actually alright The service is OK, and the location couldn't be much better. Some rooms lack a view, but are also priced accordingly. "