🦩 Unleash Your Inner Flamingo at the Pink River Retreat 🦩

 Your Riverfront Paradise!

Perched on the widest stretch of the Manatee River, the Pink Flamingo River House is your ultimate private getaway— just 20–30 minutes from Sarasota and 45 minutes from Tampa. Spend your days on nearby beaches like Siesta Key, Lido Beach, and St. Pete, then return to your riverfront oasis where the fun never stops!

🌴 The Space: Your Private Slice of Paradise

Welcome to your dream getaway! This spacious 3,500 sq ft riverfront oasis offers something for everyone—ideal for families, couples, snowbirds, or business travelers. From sunrise kayak rides to sunset cocktails in the hot tub, this property is made for making memories.

Cast a line from your private pier, paddle the river in our kayaks, or lounge in the waterfront pool and oversized spa. As the sun sets, gather around the fire pit for s’mores, or enjoy some friendly competition with

• 🪵 Gran Board Darts, Outdoor Foosball, Ping Pong, Pool Table, kayaks, fishing gear & more!

Whether you’re seeking adventure, relaxation, or a little of both, every corner of the Pink Flamingo River House is designed for fun, comfort, and unforgettable memories.

Chef’s Kitchen

For food lovers, the kitchen is a dream come true! Featuring KitchenAid appliances, including a microwave and oven, a Sub-Zero fridge, and HexClad pots and pans, it has everything you need to whip up a gourmet meal. Explore loads of spices and almost any small appliance you could ask for, making it easy to cook breakfast, dinner, or a celebratory feast for your crew.

Bedrooms with Personality

🛌 Bedrooms – Sleeps 8

🦩 Flamingo Suite (Main Bedroom)
King Tempur-Pedic adjustable bed, spa-style bathroom with soaking tub, and balcony with sweeping river views. Includes in-room coffee & tea service.

🐚 Manatee Room & 🕊 Heron Hideaway
Located on the opposite side of the house, these rooms can be closed off for privacy and share a large, beautifully appointed bathroom — perfect for families or friends.

🦅 Osprey Loft
3rd-floor loft with windows on three sides and panoramic river views — ideal for sunrise or evening cocktails.

All bedrooms are upstairs; no main-floor bedrooms.

Extras & Essentials

The Pink Flamingo River House is stocked with beach chairs, towels, umbrella, and golf clubs, so you’re ready for a day on the sand or river. Smart TVs are available in the main rooms, with Firesticks in the others. Four central AC unitskeep the entire home comfortable, and the pool area has safety alarms with quiet hours observed after 11 PM.

Whether you’re here for beach days, river adventures, cooking gourmet meals, or floating in the pool, the Pink Flamingo River House offers a tropical, serene setting that promises memorable moments for friends, families, and anyone ready to unwind in style.

🎣 Love the Water?

• Fishing? Local guides will pick you up at our dock!
• Boating? Tie up to our floating dock — bring your boat or jet skis!
• Beach time? Grab the gear: folding chairs, umbrella, cooler, and your free beach parking pass to Pass-a-Grille (St. Pete Beach – 30 mins away)

💼 Business or Extended Stay?

• Washer/dryer + detergent included
• Iron, ironing board, & hairdryers in each bathroom
• Work in comfort from multiple indoor/outdoor seating areas

📌 Important Details

• 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Max occupancy: 8 guests (including children)
• 🚗 Max 4 cars in driveway (no street parking)
• 🔕 Quiet hours: 10 PM – 8 AM (strictly enforced)
• 🚫 No pets, no parties, no unregistered guests
• 🔐 Surveillance: Exterior cameras (front, sides, entry points only)
• 🧼 Safety: Smoke detectors, CO monitor, fire extinguisher, first aid kit

📅 Cancellation Policy (Summary)

• ✅ 100% refund for cancellations 30+ days before arrival
• ❌ No refunds for weather, red tide, beach conditions, or other issues beyond owner control
• 📧 Cancellations must be in writing via your booking platform or email (no texts or calls)

🚫 Not a Party House

Please respect the home, the neighbors, and the rules. If you're looking for a loud party space, this is not the home for you. Violating guest limits or noise rules may result in immediate cancellation without refund.

✨ Your Paradise Awaits

Relax, recharge, and reconnect at the Pink River Retreat. Whether it’s a beach day, a boat day, or a poolside lounge day—this is where your Florida dream vacation begins.

With gratitude,
Katie & Terry